Joey Votto HILARIOUSLY Announces He's Joining Social Media

How can you not love this guy? Cincinnati Reds living legend Joey Votto has decided to join social media for the first time. And we as baseball fans can only feel blessed. 

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"For a while, I've seen it from a distance, but I've been too intimidated to join. I feel like I've been pressed against the wall at a dance, or at the Prom, and although I love to dance, I just couldn't move my feet. Couldn't move to the center of the dance floor."

He continued by sharing that he's looking forward to reaching out to fans: "I'm glad to join, and I appreciate everyone's support. I'm looking forward to sharing photos and videos, and being more social and getting to know more people."

But that might be where he draws the line, as he notes, very tongue-in-cheek, "I also can't wait to share each and every one of my meals, breakfast, lunch and dinner—photos, and explanations... NO. NEVER." 

If this personal introduction to the world of social is a snippet of what's to come, please, Joey, bring it on.