This Guy Is Even Hotter Than Ohtani! Is That Even Possible?

Kyle Schwarber has been destroying baseballs at a pace even Shohei Ohtani and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. would admire. The Washington Nationals slugger has blasted an all-time record-tying 12 home runs in a 10-game stretch, and 16 HR in 18 games! He is simply blowing up MLB Twitter.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ABSOLUTELY SHITTING ME!! TWO HOME RUNS YESTERDAY, ANOTHER ONE TODAY, 12 HOME RUNS IN HIS LAST 10 GAMES, SIXTEEN FUCKING HOME RUNS IN HIS LAST 18 GAMES. KYLE SCHWARBER IS A GOD. pic.twitter.com/RHOA33TVPR
— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) June 29, 2021

KYLE SCHWARBER ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? pic.twitter.com/gMVENQam9q
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 29, 2021

🚨 KYLE SCHWARBER JUST HIT ANOTHER LEADOFF HOME RUN WE'RE NOT KIDDING 🚨#ScheduledTweet // #NATITUDE pic.twitter.com/7gxWzlRz3Z
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) June 29, 2021

KYLE SCHWARBER IS THE HOTTEST MAN ON PLANET EARTH
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) June 29, 2021

His 10-game stretch puts him at the top of a list, tied with Albert Belle (1995) for the most HR ever in a 10-game run. Ahead of names like Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa and Frank Howard, all of whom could only muster a mere 11 home runs in any 10-game stretch.

Check out this list of incredible numbers in Schwarber's month of June:

12 HR in 10-game stretch, tied for most all-time (Albert Belle)
16 HR in 18-game stretch, tied for most all-time (Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa)
16 HR in June, 2nd-most ever in the month (Sosa has record with 20)
7 Leadoff HR in June, tied for most 1st inning HR in a single month (Carl Yastrzemski, Alfonso Soriano)

And given all that, it's a natural that Schwarber would be taking part in the Home Run Derby at Coors Field in a couple of weeks, right? Not so much. Schwarber says he probably will NOT participate.